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Wars Demotivational Poster


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am, #223970
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am, #172490
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am, #172485
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm, #157676
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm, #152897
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #152774
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #152771
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am, #152770
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm, #152706
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152705
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm, #152704
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm, #152703
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm, #152702
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm, #152696
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm, #152684
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm, #152679
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm, #152672
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm, #152657
Godd*** typos!


YODA THE COMEDIAN -


TAGS: yoda star wars wytch
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2011, 6:32 pm, #225621
LOL! He DID say that! I laughed so hard at this I almost pissed myself!


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


STAR WARS - The Original Neverending Story


TAGS: star wars story
Rating: 4.52/5

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm, #240350
Great Pic .


A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!




SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm, #130931
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #130919
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm, #130917
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am, #130916
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm, #130785
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm, #130719
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm, #130717
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am, #130598
Full of win, this is


if this doesn't work -




R2-D2 COMPUTER CASE - The perfect gift for the Star Wars geek. "Hint, hint."


TAGS: r2 d2 star wars geek
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 5:30 pm, #244872
It's a computer, you can use Xbox 360 controllers with a PC.
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:34 pm, #243512
I want one...
- January 6, 2013, 7:31 am, #242218
Sorry, I found the picture on a website of Star Wars computer gear, where it was labeled as a "Computer Case." I don't own an XBox, so I didn't recognize it.
zoomer296 - December 27, 2012, 10:24 pm, #241949
That's an XBOX 360.


WEDDING CAKE -




ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm, #171291
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm, #171284
So do the Sith like little boys?


WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am, #228708
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am, #228695
hell yeah!


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm, #119249
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm, #93551
Well played.


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm, #248178
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm, #244785
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


HARE SOLO -




I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH - disturbing.


TAGS: star wars pope
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:31 pm, #181461
Good poster. A needle in your haystack.


ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


ANTIQUES ROADSHOW -




JABBA THE HUTT - More Gangsta Than You'll Ever Be




AND NOW MY APPRENTICES - We shall form the most powerful barbershop quartette in all the galaxy!!!




JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?


TAGS: starwars jedi squirrels lucas lightsaber
Rating: 4.1/5

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demonranger - March 10, 2012, 4:47 pm, #231012
obviously he wil put anything in


DARTH VADER DESTROYED A PLANET - So what? Rodney McKay destroyed 3/4 of a solar system and Samantha blew up a sun


TAGS: star wars sg 1 sga
Rating: 3.63/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:17 am, #245038
Rodney is so smart he's dumb, Samantha's just plain h**!


YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm, #226628
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm, #226620
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


CHINA - This is why they lose wars.


TAGS: china war funny hilarious gun guns wars losers
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Justin

javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:25 pm, #218445
i think the guy straight back from the middle is using a bolt action sniper rifle... if so he is at the very least going to be backing up when he fires it, if not falling off.
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:07 pm, #202303
too bad they werent using these yet when the invaded tibet.
mathiusdragoon - March 18, 2009, 5:07 pm, #66494
hey ax, there are some Korean and Vietnam veterans that would beg to differ with you.
Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:30 pm, #12248
Stop, in the name of the law! I said stop! Stop walking away!
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:03 pm, #11085
actually the current people´s republic of china has technically never been in any international armed conflicts, so. your point is pretty much irrelevant.


SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


TAGS: take that any episode of star wars
Rating: 3.75/5

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ipaprime - February 23, 2012, 2:32 am, #230013
Shut Up and chew your gum
CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 8:00 pm, #163733
Why didn't anybody tell me my a** was so big?!?
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:31 pm, #163699
Did you call me Matt?
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:56 pm, #163687
Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.
R.S.Jake - March 10, 2010, 12:05 pm, #163650
I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:14 am, #163588
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Anonymous2 - March 9, 2010, 11:47 pm, #163572
Now say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago.


PHOTOSHOP - Makes Wars interesting.


TAGS: star wars world war ii aircraft
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 7:50 pm, #193426
nice. 5L's
Zealot - September 12, 2010, 6:28 pm, #193423
wow, just wow, 5L
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 9:15 pm, #193347
Barrel roll............ nao! 5L
rerun - September 11, 2010, 8:34 pm, #193341

nice


SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.


TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm, #202309
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm, #158523
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm, #158521
TTH LOL!!!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm, #158520
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm, #158519
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm, #158517
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm, #158501
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm, #158500
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm, #158499
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I godd*** double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm, #158488
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the **** out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm, #158481
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass m**********r. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm, #158480
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm, #158478
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? d*** Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm, #158477
time*
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm, #158475
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm, #158473
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


ATHEISTS - I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING




ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.36/5

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LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm, #177687
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm, #150624
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm, #150623
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm, #150618
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


PHOTOSHOP - makes wars awesome.


TAGS: world war ii star wars
Rating: 4.65/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 18, 2010, 3:33 pm, #198828
If Big Red One had these, they wouldn't have needed the Eighty-Duece to hide behind.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm, #198651

lmfao... even when you're nice Mooo they think you're ragging on them....lol. now thats ownage! good poster dude!
GreyScorpion - October 17, 2010, 12:06 pm, #198638
he suggests you post just the pic over there also
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 12:04 pm, #198637
Mooo, I did misunderstand you. I thought you said that this pic was there.
hangmanheadphones - October 17, 2010, 8:15 am, #198621
Man, sign me up for that brigade.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:14 am, #198609
Just the pic...before you added the text.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:13 am, #198608
Maybe I'm not being clear.....I approved this motifake because it's kinda funny but you should also post it to ph**ochopped because that's our ph**oshop related sister site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 3:07 am, #198607
No, I'm saying you should post this to ph**ochopped. We support our sister sites as much as we can. Even politifake...the ugly sister.
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 3:00 am, #198606
Really? Mmm.... I had no idea.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 17, 2010, 2:09 am, #198603
Post this pic to our sister site ph**ochopped.org


BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One




US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.54/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm, #239077
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm, #169974
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm, #169929
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm, #169828
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


SELLING OUT - GUINNESS "It's the only brew with the power of the Dark Side" ~Darth Vader~


TAGS: vader star wars sellout guinness dark
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2009, 8:36 pm, #64953
Patience.


CUTBACKS - It happens to everyone.




STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time


TAGS: star wars bible last supper
Rating: 3.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:02 am, #253458
My favorite part of the Star Wars universe is the Old Republic era. The rest of it was cool, but the Old Republic era was kickass. It was dark, gritty, violent, and yet intelligent.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm, #147439
Improving? Just because the die-hard fans are involuntarily abstinent?
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 10:31 am, #147363
Well...Darth Vader betrayed the Jedies.
aesop's folly - December 22, 2009, 10:21 am, #147362
who's judas?


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm, #241878
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am, #174886
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am, #174885
Excellent!


SUDDENLY -


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am, #207431
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am, #207418
beautiful
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm, #207366
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm, #207355
This one literally made me lol...


CHOICES -




WOLVERINE VS DARTH MAUL - It's comforting to know that, no matter what you do in life, you will never be as awesome as this pic.


TAGS: wolverine darth maul marvel comics star wars
Rating: 2.7/5

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Zed - August 26, 2009, 9:59 pm, #112391
No, I meant exactly what I typed.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2009, 9:39 pm, #112384
Do you really mean Natalie from the facts of life?
Zed - August 26, 2009, 6:19 pm, #112311
So? My wife's just as big a geek, and she looks like Natalie Portman with glasses. I'm the luckiest geek on the planet. :)
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:02 pm, #112235
Sooooo...much....geekiness...
Zed - August 26, 2009, 2:53 pm, #112232
Adamantium, Alexis. Adamantite is a D&D metal.
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:46 pm, #112093
could a laser sabre cut adamantite ?
mr. well - May 15, 2009, 12:50 am, #80139
IMO darth maul wasnt all that cool, he got one line and then chopped in half. wolverine got torn in half and still climbed a mountain and attempted diplomacy with the hulk.


IMPERIAL SUPER SOLDIERS - The Rebel Alliance Is So Screwed...




STAR TREK -


TAGS: startrek starwars movie cold
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm, #247765
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am, #212068
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am, #212049
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am, #212046
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am, #211935
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am, #211899
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ h***er movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm, #211761
a***yze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am, #211683
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


DARK THE OTHER SIDE IS -


TAGS: yoda star wars toast force
Rating: 4.56/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:12 pm, #195224
brilliant
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:46 am, #195114
thx everybody. I really wondered that this wasn't done before.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:42 pm, #195078
^get
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:38 pm, #195076
still smiling. I met the guy once, he would not it.
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 8:36 pm, #195068
Love it.
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 6:26 pm, #195059
i chuckled, 5L foreskin


life -




DAMN WOOKIEE -


TAGS: star wars wookiee turd
Rating: 4.74/5

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MPsniper - March 23, 2012, 4:53 pm, #231916
aHHhhHHH HAHAHAHAHA


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am, #250695
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm, #244555
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm, #244542
LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.39/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am, #207421
"Born into 5 Lions"


ANNOYING - Clearly Deadpool is About To Learn A Lesson


TAGS: star wars deadpool han solo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Redking - May 10, 2012, 5:55 pm, #234462
Don't worry Deadpool, no way Lucas will let Han shoot first.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:39 pm, #230791
(carebear BANNED)


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm, #82709
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm, #82698
Excellent.


EMPEROR PALPATINE - Something Something Something, Dark Side, Something Something, Complete


TAGS: star wars darkside emperor
Rating: 2.62/5

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R.S.Jake - February 12, 2010, 12:15 pm, #157577
Ha! Owned!
agdaniele - February 14, 2009, 12:41 am, #59551
Something something something plagerized, something something Family Guy.


JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




YOU! - Pull my finger!


TAGS: darth vader star wars finger
Rating: 4.33/5

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bigsouthfork - January 10, 2013, 8:59 pm, #242359
The big eared mouse demands it!


D-DAY - Little did we know how tough it would really be.


TAGS: ww2 starwars d day military
Rating: 4.24/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:39 pm, #238650
Kinda thought this would be motivational...then I looked up. Giant robot camels ftw. (and yes I know what they actually are)


TRUE POWER - You know... some people never run out of resources...




RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).


TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

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zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am, #242526
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!


BRAINSTORMING - Some of the best ideas were found through it.


TAGS: darth vader death star wars
Rating: 4.17/5

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Arnaldo - January 22, 2010, 4:29 pm, #153750
5 Death Stars worthy
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 7:46 pm, #137919
Love it.


JEDI WIN. - Search your feelings you know it's true.




STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..




PADME - If Lord Vader had his way


TAGS: star wars darth vader movie funny
Rating: 3.76/5

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Screamindaemon - August 21, 2009, 2:06 pm, #110521
Well...if Vader had his way he wouldn't be all machine at all... but it's still a funny pic.


HIPPIES - There even on the dark side


TAGS: motivational poster star wars hippies
Rating: 2.67/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:10 pm, #256511
Mom??? Why did you name me that ?!? Really? Testiclees?


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197690
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm, #197687
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am, #197661

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side


TAGS: star wars dark side difficulties
Rating: 3.68/5
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:46 pm, #129795
Me and my room mate got drunk one night watching Star Wars and actually began fighting with these florescent bulbs.Needless to say,by the en of the night,we were both in the hospital getting stitches.d*** that's a good movie.


Awesome -


TAGS: wars
Rating: 3.02/5

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Khatmonsuk - December 27, 2008, 4:07 pm, #47030
Han Solo does awesome solo's!
ManaMaya - April 23, 2008, 1:17 am, #2189
for the win, Very nice ^^


THE FORCE - otherwise known as AAA


TAGS: aaa force starwars
Rating: 4.44/5

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spacedog - December 3, 2010, 5:20 pm, #205300
Nicely played.


PLANET REX - The Empire didn't find any rebels. They did however unfortunately find squirrels.


TAGS: weiner dogs star wars empire speeders
Rating: 2.83/5

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The Dave - October 7, 2009, 11:32 pm, #124715
Still great pic
spacedog - October 1, 2009, 10:17 pm, #123178
Yes. I worded this badly. I was trying to suggest the weiner dogs, or whatever, are chasing squirrels and the troopers can't stop them. It fails.
Navu - October 1, 2009, 2:53 pm, #123113
Those aren't squirrels...


THUMB WARS - OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! It's Loke Groundrunner IN PERSON! QUICK, GET A PIC OF US WITH HIM!!




RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.59/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm, #137832
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm, #135395
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm, #135352
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm, #135348
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm, #135332
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm, #135329
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm, #135326
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm, #135319
stop reposting plz


STAR WARS TOYS -


TAGS: star wars toys
Rating: 3.55/5

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Courtright - September 14, 2009, 11:52 am, #117716
I've actually seen that figure... along with "the force" figure and the "dead ewok" figure
BuZZbomb - January 4, 2009, 1:54 am, #49086
WOW! This one is even more rare than the Boba Fett with the firing missle pack!


REALIZATION - Realization That you've got no job, no new Death Star apartment and you're a terrible shot. Oh, and the remote needs batteries.


TAGS: star wars storm trooper job realization unemployed
Rating: 3.96/5

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theoneandonlybabiegurll - October 18, 2010, 6:11 pm, #198848
ok wow i mean i new u liked star wars but really lol


SAY WHAT AGAIN - Go Ahead, We Dare You!




A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana


TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am, #138074
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances n****, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am, #138049
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.


THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.


TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

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clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am, #201046
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm, #76729
Perfect.


THE EMPIRE - Making you safe one planetary bombardment at a time.


TAGS: star wars planet awsome
Rating: 4.74/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 7:02 pm, #239269
That's a Clovis point: The thing that killed off the new-world mastodons!
Thunderstrike - August 8, 2011, 10:18 pm, #222727
That is an amazingly cool picture!!


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -


TAGS: eternal question star trek star wars
Rating: 3.76/5

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steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 12:00 am, #237932
If it came down to troops, it would be a draw. The red shirts are more vulnerable than kittens in an iron lung while the stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a death star.
stinger360 - July 31, 2012, 5:50 pm, #237919
Uh, not to be a*** here, but that isn't Kirk's ship, it's Picard's....who would lose.
Titanpb - April 3, 2011, 2:48 pm, #215688
star trek < star wars
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm, #202301
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm, #151188
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm, #151151
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm, #150919
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm, #150911
Ph**on torp***es. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm, #150904
Star Wars is the winner
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:01 pm, #149788
lol, great reference. In Wing, though, one sh** from a Gundam could take out a whole d*** space colony. Quatre did it. They were a tad overpowered in that series. lol
Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149772
Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:30 pm, #149726
There's no need to bicker, my fellow nerds, for we can all find common ground here. We can all agree that both vessels are equally inferior to Gundams.
bubbalou - January 3, 2010, 10:17 am, #149716
I know exactly who would win and the answer is quite obvious, if you think about it: Bruce Campbell. "The good, the bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:50 pm, #148185
In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:38 am, #148143
"Zed - December 4, 2009, 5:20 am It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a cla*s of Naval vessel, idiot." Comedy. A situation resulting when a fool calls someone an idiot. Lolol
Spangle - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm, #143609
Am I the only one who reckons it looks more like Voyager?
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:21 am, #142429
Sorry, "Star Destroyer", not "Sat Destroyer". Typo.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:20 am, #142428
It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a class of Naval vessel, idiot.
Me - November 5, 2009, 2:18 pm, #134372
The federation. They always win and the empire always loses.
BongoBongo - November 4, 2009, 6:41 pm, #134094
The empire would call in the super-class star destroyers. game over
snow - October 3, 2009, 1:52 am, #123499
i would think that the star destroyer would ra** that ship any day
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:54 pm, #122982
The Federation have much better record
Logic Man - August 3, 2009, 1:25 pm, #104205
Vader would beat the borg, but Riker and I would destroy vader's empire!
Agent K - July 20, 2009, 4:45 pm, #97401
ansteve Vader would decimate the borg
Phelps - July 15, 2009, 5:18 am, #95694
Riker clearly stated in an episode that lasers of any kind couldn't even penetrate the navigation hull, even if they somehow got past the shields. And Q would never let his favorite captain die at the hands of a worthless enemy.
ansteve1 - June 1, 2009, 8:37 pm, #83656
didnt he reprogram the test? btw lets see vader take on the borg
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:40 am, #81290
Ahhhh, but just as Kirk is snaeky and will figure out how to beat it just like he figured out a way to win the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario at the Academy! AND he'll also get laid while doing it.
Baron von Tofurkey - May 20, 2009, 7:08 pm, #81156
ISN star destroyer possesses stronger weapons systems as mentioned, more efficient deflection systems, and anti matter projectors. Love the Big E, but she would lose badly in a head to head firefight, from a purely tactical perspective.
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am, #79561
besides the star destroyer has the name destroyer in its name, obviously thats not for nothing
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am, #79560
I think the star destroyer would win because those bad boys were built for firepower and kickin a** where as the enterprise was designed for exploration, even with the enterprises strong defensive weapons, the star destroyer would win.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 27, 2009, 11:40 pm, #68540
The Enterprise will win. The Enterprise works on science, while the star destroyer works on bureaucracy and magic, neither of which actually do anything. Besides, if it's the original, they have Spock, if Next Generation, they have Data. Suck it, Vader
LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 2:17 pm, #68427
He'll use the Schwartz!!!
Danny - March 27, 2009, 2:12 pm, #68426
This one is SO easy - none of them will win. Lone Starr will come in his Winnebago and kick both their a**es!
Zephyram - March 27, 2009, 11:59 am, #68392
Obviously the advantage in both firepower and maneuverability goes to the Enterprise NCC1701D Hands down, not to mention advanced shielding. The lasers and projectile weapons on the star destroyer, would be like a pikeman taking on an M1 tank
Drenix - March 26, 2009, 6:33 am, #68109
Ozzie may play dead.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:10 pm, #67739
Thank You Mr. Pirate. I rest my case.
ThePirate - March 24, 2009, 11:07 pm, #67738
Denny Crane has never lost
gawd - March 24, 2009, 11:05 pm, #67737
while vaders a nazi kurks f***ed
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:01 pm, #67736
Marduke - No way! No tag backs! I said he was a Liberal first. Darth was very anti-bible and as for tyranny we only need look to Pennsylvania Avenue now. Kirk a punk? I'll now play the anti-semite card. You're just picking on him because he's Jewish.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 7:58 pm, #67673
They could do a barrel roll!!!
Sean - March 24, 2009, 7:40 pm, #67667
d***. I wish I could have ***. But anywho ... here's what I don't get: whenever two or more space ships meet up in outer space, and kinda have a battle or something, they always have the same "up".
BuZZbomb - March 24, 2009, 7:19 pm, #67659
Who would win? While all of you debate this, I'm going to have ***!
Cubbybear - March 24, 2009, 7:02 pm, #67655
The Enterprise has Ph**on torp***es...'NUFF SAID!
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 6:52 pm, #67651
Mark, I wasn't going to go there, so if you must know, Darth Vader was obviously a right wing, bible thumping conservative from the south, hence the tyranny &amp; the inc***. But he did turn to the good side (Liberal) just before he died + Kirk's a pu
Mark - March 24, 2009, 5:47 pm, #67636
Marduke - Gimme a break. No one kicks Captain Kirk's a**. He always wins eventually. Darth Vader was a Liberal Democrat control freak that let his kids (Luke and Leia) enter into an inc***uous relationship.
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 5:30 pm, #67628
The Star Destroyer has at least shields and better weapons, besides Vader would kick Kirk's a**.
Toussaint - March 24, 2009, 3:10 pm, #67575
The Enterprise has shield, weaponry and the maneuverability.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:31 pm, #67544
I disagree. The Starship Enterprise is real whereas the Star Destroyer is fictional.
Little Johnny - March 24, 2009, 9:40 am, #67523
This one's easy. If you compare the Star Destroyer to an Air Craft Carrier then the Enterprise would be the size of a Volks Wagon Bug. The Star Destroyer would only have to run into the Enterprise to win. No sh**s fired. Bug on windshield.


SENSE - This picture makes none.


TAGS: vader star wars sense
Rating: 3.23/5

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anonymous - November 22, 2008, 9:00 pm, #38789
ok, darth vador is taking salt water and turning it into fresh water, the bottle represents....well, abottle cause we waste water for making bottles, and that is ruining the environment


SITH HAPPENS! - Deal with it!


TAGS: star wars geek vader
Rating: 2.07/5

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Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:59 pm, #125682
Well, with this one, folks will get the "zed" reference from now on. Romero's original films rule over the remakes!
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:57 pm, #125681
Oh holy crap.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:57 pm, #125680
Zed!!!!! Nice dude
Bartimaeus - October 10, 2009, 11:57 pm, #125679
Zed's got an avatar...and it freaks me out to no end.
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:56 pm, #125678
testing, i, 2, testing...
agdaniele - October 10, 2009, 11:55 pm, #125677
Dungeon Master? Diabetes Mellitus? DeciMeter (hopefully not).
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:53 pm, #125676
Most people call me it anyway so........
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:52 pm, #125675
ROFL! All it's done for me is made me wanna call you "DM" from now on. Is that what you wanted? You could've just asked.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:50 pm, #125671
It makes people notice me
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:50 pm, #125670
I like it better than the last two though
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125668
Long avatar is loooooong, DM.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:48 pm, #125666
I agree with Zed
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:37 pm, #125659
I'll give this a three. At least you tried for the funny. Failed, but tried.


FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.




SENSE - This picture makes none


TAGS: jack sparrow clone empire star wars sense none
Rating: 3.44/5

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boeweizer - April 18, 2010, 1:52 am, #171971
pirates vs. clone troops = no more pirates
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:53 pm, #136649
eeeeeeeek. ok, I'm sorry, but that erks me beyond belief. "it doesn't" not "it don't" oh man. that is soooo incorrect. sorry. that just bugged me.
Woodywood03a - November 14, 2009, 11:43 pm, #136643
You are right... it don't
whatukno - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #136641
It's cause your missing the 6 Jedi Ninja that are in this picture.
Jmac0585 - November 9, 2009, 3:52 pm, #135316
aPauling - look up Letters of Marque and Reprisal. The crown didn't "always" have a problem.
alIAS - May 26, 2009, 6:02 pm, #82237
''Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.'' Oh, so thats why Vader hired all those bounty hunters...
Charles - September 17, 2008, 7:28 am, #21566
The Empire frowns upon your pirate shenanigans.
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 10:55 am, #19658
Jack Sparrow is a pirate. The Empire frowns upon piracy, just like the British Empire.
Captain Jack Sparrow - September 7, 2008, 9:44 pm, #19541
Of couse it does, mate. It means I'm hallucinating because Elizabeth got rid of all my rum. Again.


IF YOU'VE BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR - Maybe-MAYBE-you can have another death star


TAGS: star wars christmas
Rating: 3.81/5

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BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:31 pm, #144321
Very nice, but I think Santa is realy Darth looking for all the bad little boys *psst, it's a all night recruitment run*
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm, #144217
This picture has been used before... but this is the best caption by far!


SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side




POLITICAL UNREST SPREADS THROUGH OUT THE GALAXY. -




A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Notice anything missing at this event?


TAGS: star wars wedding no bride
Rating: 4.39/5

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Anonymous2 - June 3, 2010, 11:58 pm, #178985
Sorry, but I can't seem to find the droids. Anytime I go looking, some old greybeard tells me they're not there.


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm, #255611
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am, #255430
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm, #255428
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm, #255427
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


MERRY CHRISTMAS - "Someone *was* in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction." "Look, sir: Reindeer."


TAGS: star wars christmas xmas doris stormtrooper
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:12 am, #41309
Reindeer walk single file to hide their numbers...
pro - December 1, 2008, 7:41 pm, #41206
These are not the reindeer you're looking for!
shadowsunn - December 1, 2008, 7:02 pm, #41202
i love this, good one MWLF 5 poodles


DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Contrary to popular belief, the Empire was actually very progressive


TAGS: starwars trooper g**
Rating: 3.78/5

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GreyScorpion - May 4, 2010, 1:52 pm, #174619
say it ain't so Fido, say it ain't so!!
Faceplant31 - May 4, 2010, 1:30 pm, #174617
Look at what websense had led Fido to do?!?! He went to the rainbow side!


Burger King -


TAGS: king restaurant star wars fast food evil dark side
Rating: 2.61/5

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Creeper J. - June 16, 2009, 9:47 am, #87531
Goodness the King's creppy, Mc Donald ftw.


NERD - Yes, you are.


TAGS: nerd star wars
Rating: 1.73/5

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lolman - August 16, 2009, 7:37 pm, #108819
Nerd? yes he is... Organised? yes he is. Has more starwars figures than me? yes he does. Jealous am I? Yes I am!
Phage - March 7, 2009, 12:15 pm, #64218
Do want.
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:49 pm, #52950
wish i was as orgranised as that, ive probably got 3 times that.. but im a lazy prick and they are pretty much scattered thru my whole house
murderblade - December 22, 2008, 2:14 am, #45973
you can never have too many storm trooper's.
anonymous - October 16, 2008, 1:05 pm, #27974
Aww, he bent his wookies...
amy - August 15, 2008, 8:48 pm, #14734
lol @ the comments! :)
yea right - August 15, 2008, 3:21 pm, #14695
who's head will ever hit that headboard?
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 10:23 am, #13981
They'll all come tumbling down when her head hits the headboard.


ACKBAR FOR ALLAH - Actually isn't much of a stretch




STAR WARS - This picture proves that it is, and always will be, much cooler than the bible.


TAGS: star wars
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Vaughn

Vaughn - November 10, 2008, 2:29 pm, #35111
Well, if you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family, I guess.
Scorpio7 - November 9, 2008, 9:20 am, #34715
My ***k is "much cooler" than the Bible. (At least, my sister thinks so.)


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm, #98945
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #60944
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm, #47968
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm, #47233
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am, #32730
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am, #31015
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




wookie armor -


TAGS: wars
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by mikey



LOOKIN' GOOOD -


TAGS: starwars armor protection funny hammy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 8:23 am, #223804
no one is ever too short to be a storm trooper
Verdeckt - September 1, 2011, 3:16 am, #223786
Aren't you a little 5hort to be a 5tormtrooper?


STAR WARS - The Director's Cut.


TAGS: star wars
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

mapledoor - March 3, 2010, 9:08 pm, #161591
Darth Vadar has a Luck Dragon!


EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.


TAGS: star wars girl stormtrooper helmet
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:04 pm, #151244
***y, sure... but she acted like her p**** was frozen in carbonite. But, be careful... a Scout Trooper mask can easily hide an adam's apple... I've heard.
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 10:05 pm, #151218
I'm not sure if that beats a paper bag or not


INSTRUCTIVE - After you buy the replacement, place it carefully on the base of the sword




OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by okami

Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am, #262176
Very good.


STAR WARS - It will take all day to watch all six movies, but it will be worth it.


TAGS: star wars jedi
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:40 am, #188755
I agree with aPauling.
Helldeath - October 24, 2008, 5:48 am, #29998
In your world .... even evolution didn't happen
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:12 am, #24143
5 episodes. Episode One never happened. (At least in my own private world of denial)


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




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